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Just read a thread about religious cuss words, and I realized that I useda hole bunch of them all the time:
I swear to god, as God is my witness, in the name of God/Hell and "all the Mouldering|buggering saints"/"that is holy", Jesus, Jesus H., Jesus Christ, Jesus H. Christ (in a pond, on a sufrboard, on an escalator, or on a popsicle stick {Son of God onna stick, Messiahpop, the Christsickle. Why stick with boring wafers when you can have tasty, frozen savior on a stick?}), Jesus Halpoid/Herman/Harrold/Hopping/Suffering/Fucking Christ (and his black/bastard brother Rastus/Norman), jesusmaryandjoseph (Christ, run together as one word), mother mary and joseph (thanks frank), damn, damnit, goddamn, goddamnit, godfuckingdaminit(alltahell). And my alltime favorite: Shitballs, Hellfire, and bloody Damnation!
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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