its been prooven.. NO FOOD WHATSOEVER will make you get less drunk.. EVER.... the ONLY thing food MIGHT do... is help keep you from getting as nausious...
Water however, CAN and WILL Dilute your bloodstream, help avoid hangovers from dehydration, and weakens the effects of alcholol... you will STILL however get as drunk as you always will...
There are a FEW things you CAN eat that will stop your body from processing liquor in your stomach, charcoal for one... if anyone dares eat charcoal.. it chemically BONDS and absorbs the alcholol... bread and things.. they absorb it... but its STILL there and STILL digestable.. same goes with fat...
therefore fatty foods... however they DO go good with beer... they will not help you handle drinking it..
there are LOTS of myths about alcholol.. and lots of truths.. get a book or read up online somewhere... don't trust every advice given to you...