They don't come to the door anymore.
Greet 'em in an open bath robe clutching a cold one. Offer 'em a beer, flash yer dick, and tell 'em the orgy's about to start.
They hardly ever take you up on it....hardly ever.
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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