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PART TWO:
Donna really is good-natured .

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You are now chatting with 'Donna'
Donna: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I
help you?
you: Hey, I got cut off!
you: What happened?
you: I was asking you about Enersex.
you: And you were saying something about the effects
being temporary.
you: And then I asked you about the cheapest diet
formulae to use and then the screen froze!
you: Did I say something bad?
Donna: No
Donna: I dont know how you got cut off
you: Oh, well that's a relief .
you: But what's the cheapest formula that you have ?
you: And if I take the erection pills or cream or whatever
and then go off and then go back on and then change my
mind and then go off, am I going to look like the
Hindenburg crashing all the time when I want sex ?
you: Because it's like with breast implants - I don't want
to mess with any sensitive tissues !
Donna: With concerns such as those, we recommend
taking the pills to your doctor and having him or her
monitor your use on it
you: But I thought these pills were already tested and are
perfectly safe! Why do I need my doctor to help me ?
you: You have your doubts as to how safe these pills are,
don't you .
Donna: Ener-X needs to be at sufficient levels in your
system to provide you with it's powerful sexual benefits.
Once you stop taking Ener-X, it is quickly flushed out of
your system.
you: I'll bet you call them all sorts of funny names around
the office, like "Enersex" or "The Miami Vice 24-Hour
Diet" or "Retchaway", huh?
Donna: You have been on this site before havent you ?
you: No!
Donna: All day long
you: I just want to know that you believe in your product
and that you're selling me something safe!
Donna: You love this site!
you: I have these concerns and I want to be sure that I'm
not throwing my money out the window!
Donna: What product are you interested in?
you: And you're making fun of me.
Donna: Never!
you: All of them! I have a lot of self-esteem issues I have
to deal with.
Donna: I am a professional
you: Professional meanie!
you: So when you see "Silence of the Lambs" and you
get to the part when the maniac says " It rubs the lotion
on its skin !", you just laugh and laugh - because it's a pill,
not a lotion .
Donna: I am deeply sorry If I have offended you. I would
be happy to help you out with any serious questios that
you have
you: I have a lot of serious questions.
Donna: I have never seen that movie
Donna: ok, Well start with one and we will work from
there
you: Such as, if my girlfriend is getting
saggy, could I crush up some breast enlargement
formulae so that she'll be a bit firmer
and so that I can finally introduce her to my friends?
you: I mean, mom's beginning to ask questions ...
Donna: Bloussant comes in capsules so you can open
them up and pour the contents into a tea
you: Do they give all the clinical guinea pigs for the
breast and penis creams jobs answering questions like
this?
you: My girlfriend doesn't like tea...oh, unless it's MR. T!
He pities the fool!
you: You sure are good-natured to put up with all this
hokum.
Donna: No, the test subjects stay in the lab
you: Do you have a lot of rats running around, getting
caught in mazes because of their enormous 36DD racks ?
you: You're not doing things like grafting penises onto
manta rays and great white sharks, are you ?
you: Because the last thing you need is for a shark to
bite you and then try to hump you.
Donna: No
Donna: I have to go
Donna: bye
you: Why? I was just becoming informed!
Donna: talk to you later
you: You like The Tubes?
Donna: im going on a break
Donna: later on
you: What are you going to break ?
you: Is marcopolo around ?
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This chick wants me bad. It's pretty obvious.

You are now chatting with 'Ashley'
you: hi
you: hello ?
you: Brodie ??
Ashley: How can I help you?
Ashley: He went on his break
you: Good, he's a bastard . how are you ?
Ashley: Fine, you?
you: pretty good. thanks
Ashley: Anytime, how can I help you?
you: Tell me a little bit about this ener-x. I'm asking for a friend of course, my stuff works just fine .
Ashley: Ener-X is a combination of twelve natural herbs, each one targeted for a different aspect of sexual performance. It is an all herbal solution for increasing your sex drive and performance. It not only gives you more energy in your daily life, it will give you more sexual energy and desire and firmer longer lasting erection. Ener-X is completely safe and natural and is becoming the #1 alternative to dangerous pharmaceuticals like Viagra.
you: wow, you type mighty fast , I like that in a woman .
Ashley: Why thank you
you: So, you wanna hook up?
Ashley: I'm sorry, if I weren't at work I would seriously think about it, but since I am at work, I can't
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I know she wants me NOW !

You are now chatting with 'Ashley'
you: I think we got disconnected. So, what are you wearing ?
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you: Ashley, I love you . Don't treat me this way ... anal ?
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Maybe not ...


inspired by marcopolo
Okay marco.... bored at work.... here goes...BTW... I asked for Brodie since you highly recommend him, but Ben didn't know where he was...

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You are now chatting with 'Ben'
Ben: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hi Ben
Ben: How can I help you?
you: My friend suggested that I speak with Brodie... says he has some good information about the blowcunt breast enhancer product. Can you put me in contact with him?
Ben: I do not have such a product here sorry
you: don't you sell the breast enhancing product?
Ben: Yes ,it is call BLOUSSANT
you: right right.. sorry... have a hard time remembering the name
you: my friend suggested that I talk to Mr. Brodie, said he was really friendly and knowledgeable, can you put me in contact with him or at least let me know when he's around to help me?
you: I have some questions about the ingredients
Ben: I'm sorry, he is not here right now is there something I can help you with?
you: well it says here there's watercress in the ingredients, I'm allergic to fresh watercress, and I'm wondering if I'll have an allergic reaction to it if it's in capsule form
Ben: Possibly....If you are allergic to watercress I do not suggest taking this product without consulting your doctor first
you: okay
you: also, it says that it increases size without increasing weight. How is that possible? Laws of matter always apply, you know conservation of matter and such, what does it do just fill it up with air?
Ben: These are not water weight pills
you: well then how does it get bigger without adding weight?
Ben: Bloussant's formula reactivates women's natural growth hormones as they were in puberty. Once the teenage years are over, unless the breast prostaglandin is re-stimulated, the breasts will not enlarge any further. The exact formula of Bloussant re-stimulates the prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: right, but when I was a teen I was eating like a MoFo, and I gained weight albeit it was pretty well distributed if you know what I mean... all the curves are in the right places except well you know... my boobs
you: I'm still not understanding how my boobs will get bigger without adding weight to my frame
Ben: These will not cause you to gain any weight anywhere EXCEPT your breast
you: ooh... but your website says,"No. Bloussant does not increase your overall body weight, or cause you to gain additional weight."
you: which is why I figured they would like fill up with air or gas
you: you know.. like balloons
you: since air doesn't have any real "weight"
you: in fact if somehow you guys could get the bloussant product to cause boobs to fill up with helium, wow! you could claim that women could even LOSE weight!!!!
you: think of the millions that would rack up
you: increase breast size AND lose weight
you: so then how do my boobs get bigger without adding weight?
Ben: Because some of the other ingredients (such as the Black Cohosh and the Wild Yam) produce progesterone in the body to balance out your hormones, thus eliminating the room for would-be adverse reactions.
you: so you mean to say, I gain weight in my boobs and then lose weight say in my thighs or butt?
Ben: If you're on a diet plan or somehow losing weight at the time of taking the Bloussant, then yes.
you: but I can't seem to wrap my mind around that fact that I'll get bigger boobs but not gain weight... seems too contradictory
you: my friend's boobs, she's a D cup.. man those things are heavy
Ben: Well, you'd have to see it to believe it, right?
you: I don't wanna get that big.
you: sure. but you're a guy, you don't take the pills yourself do you?
you: do you have pictures to look at? I mean you know.. ones before and after that are naked boobies?
Ben: Not all women will get that big, and not all women want to get that big. That's why you take it until you reach your desired size.
you: oh.. so once i gain a cup size I stop taking it?
you: I'm a B and want to be a C cup
you: so how do I see it to believe it?
Ben: I'm not surprised to hear that. Many people who call aren't sure they want to move ahead right away with their purchase for one reason or another, and that's okay, however, in most cases no matter how long you think about it you really have no more information that you have now unless you get the product and start using it, and that's why we give you a guarantee. We know sometimes you can't make a decision unless its actually working, and for most people that makes a lot more sense, do you see what I mean?
you: yeah I see what you mean. you guys have before and after pictures like at the doctors office? My doctor, he's got whole binders full of naked boobies to compare. Do you guys have pictures of the testimonal people? those are some hum dingers those pictures
Ben: I am sorry I do not have access to that information at this terminal.
Ben: You need to contact our customer service department.
Ben: Their phone number is 1-800-610-7758. Their hours are Monday through Friday 5:00am to 9:30pm. Pacific Time.
you: you know those strippers with those humungo boob jobs??? he says they can weigh up to 20-30lbs each... can you imagine carrying a backpack of 60lbs everywhere you go?
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I think Donna has had enough:

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Donna: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hi. may I speak to marcopolo please ?
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Sam I Am ...

You are now chatting with 'Sam'
Sam: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Yeah ... I was wondering about one of your products . the blusenet stuff ?
Sam: what would you like to know?
you: How good does that stuff work ... I mean ... like how big will it make boobs grow and stuff ?
Sam: Bloussant's formula reactivates women's natural growth hormones as they were in puberty. Once the teenage years are over, unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated, the breasts will not enlarge any further. The exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
Sam: Bloussant comes in tablets. You take just two in the morning and two at night each day.
Sam: Bloussant comes with a 60 day, no questions asked money back guarantee. If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied with the product, simply return whatever you haven't used within 60 days from the day you receive the product for a full refund of the entire product cost.
you: yeah ... but how big will they get?
you: Cause I don't want them getting too big you know ...
Sam: up to 3 cup sizes
you: What if it goes out of control and my breasts get too big ? Is there any way to make them smaller again ?
Sam: just stop taking it once your satisfied
you: but what if i think maybe i want them real big.. but then after they're really big i want them smaller.. what would i do then?
Sam: Our price for a two month supply of Bloussant is $229.95. We also have some great specials going on right now. When you purchase three months of Bloussant, we give you an additional month Free! That 4 month promotionl would be only $344.95. Our next step up is an 8 month package, which normally runs for $919.80, would be only $629.95. That's a savings of $289! Our best deal is our year supply: It's normally $1379.70, but right now we're running a promotion where is $914.95, and you're actually saving, $464.75. Remember that shipping and handling is already included in the price and you always have that 2 month money back guarantee on all the packages offered.
you: A years supply ? How big would they grow in a year ??
Sam: it all depends on the women
you: So if I took it for 2 months ... maybe nothing would happen ? And then I'd have to order more ?
Sam: most women see results in 2 months
you: Does it not work for everyone ?
Sam: Bloussant does not work for all women, but for most women it works very well providing a significant increase in breast size. Tests show that most women will increase their breast size from one to two cups. For those unfortunate women that Bloussant doesn't work for, our product is guaranteed and the return rate on our product is only about 15%.
you: Unfortunate women? Are you saying there's something wrong with me having small breasts ?
you: because that's what it sounds like ...
Sam: no
you: Sounds like you're sexually harassing me, trying to get me to buy your product ... that's what it sounds like ...
you: Trying to make me feel inferior or something because my breasts are small ... is that it ?
Sam: If you would like you can give us a call at 1-800-991-2854
you: why? so you can insult me some more?
you: Do you eat green eggs and ham ?
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I got Ben again.. he didn't want to talk much...

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You are now chatting with 'Ben'
Ben: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hey there ben..
Ben: Hello, how can I help you?
you: i'm looking for information about bloussant.
Ben: Are you interested in this product for yourself, or someone else?
you: well...
you: for myself actually
you: but I've been looking all over the internet for testimonials and I can only find the ones on your websites
Ben: I'm not surprised to hear that. Many people who call aren't sure they want to move ahead right away with their purchase for one reason or another, and that's okay, however, in most cases no matter how long you think about it you really have no more information that you have now unless you get the product and start using it, and that's why we give you a guarantee. We know sometimes you can't make a decision unless its actually working, and for most people that makes a lot more sense, do you see what I mean?
you: er and this one lawyer that's looking for people who have had problems with bloussant
you: really what I'd like to see are before and after pictures.. but topless ones
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wow.. Ben really doesn't want to talk to me...

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You are now chatting with 'Ben'
Ben: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hey there ben..
Ben: Hello, how can I help you?
you: i'm looking for information about bloussant.
Ben: Are you interested in this product for yourself, or someone else?
you: well...
you: for myself actually
you: but I've been looking all over the internet for testimonials and I can only find the ones on your websites
Ben: I'm not surprised to hear that. Many people who call aren't sure they want to move ahead right away with their purchase for one reason or another, and that's okay, however, in most cases no matter how long you think about it you really have no more information that you have now unless you get the product and start using it, and that's why we give you a guarantee. We know sometimes you can't make a decision unless its actually working, and for most people that makes a lot more sense, do you see what I mean?
you: er and this one lawyer that's looking for people who have had problems with bloussant
you: really what I'd like to see are before and after pictures.. but topless ones
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luck of the draw got Ben again, he thinks he's a hacker....

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You are now chatting with 'Ben'
Ben: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: how come you keep popping up in this window?
you: i just closed the window and here you are again
you: are you stalking me?
Ben: I am sorry I do not have access to that information at this terminal.
Ben: You need to contact our customer service department.
Ben: Their phone number is 1-800-610-7758. Their hours are Monday through Friday 5:00am to 9:30pm. Pacific Time.
you: I'm gonna call the cops if you keep popping up on my windows
Ben: I'm not surprised to hear that. Many people who call aren't sure they want to move ahead right away with their purchase for one reason or another, and that's okay, however, in most cases no matter how long you think about it you really have no more information that you have now unless you get the product and start using it, and that's why we give you a guarantee. We know sometimes you can't make a decision unless its actually working, and for most people that makes a lot more sense, do you see what I mean?
you: seriously, I'm gonna call the cops and tell them you are harrassing me.
you: I was just reading my email about breast enhancing supplements and you keep popping up on my computer
you: you must be one of those hacker guys from the moives
Ben: Too bad, you have NO PLACE TO RUN, A HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you: well you better not try to steal my credit cards and other information.
you: I got your name buddy
you: yeah. You're Ben. that's right...
you: hah! I know your name...
Ben: Hmm, do you have a discover card?
you: yes why?
Ben: Does it start with 6011? And is it swiped clear on the back?
you: yeah... how do you know that?
Ben: Cuz I stooollee it!!!
Ben: AH, HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!
you: see.. you admit it!
you: i got this recorded
Ben: Yes, and I'd get away with it too, if it wasn't for these pesky kids!
you: pesky kids?
you: i don't have any kids
Ben: You are a kid, and you've got me red handed.
you: i'm not kid. i'm a grown woman
Ben: As an added bonus for ordering today, you become a Wellquest Preferred Buyer and are entitled to discounts and free bonuses. First of all, you are going to receive 1,041 free long distance minutes; that's 1,041 free minutes to use for the next 10 days, for just an activation fee of $1.00. The phone card is from QX Telecom, a long distance provider with possibly the lowest rates in the country. These minutes can be used anytime, day or night, 7 days a week from any phone: home, cell, office, hotel, or wherever. Each month, after the 10-day free trial, you'll receive an additional 1,041 minutes for the incredibly low rate of 3.8 cents per minute. You'll be charged $39.90 plus tax per month plus a $3.90 service fee. If you don't want the service after using the free minutes or want to stop any time in the future, just call the toll free 800 number that comes with your free 1,041 minutes, OK?
you: how do you know my discover card number?
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