In news just in:
The recipient of the worlds largest ever lottery win was today run over by a bus on his way to collect the winning ticket.
Sources reveal that the bus was being driven by a disgruntled former airline pilot who was recently fired over an "incident" above Lake Ontario when he failed to inform passengers about a potential problem with the aircraft.
Passengers on the bus reported that the driver "went nuts" as he watched the poor fellow crossing the road.
He kept shouting "it's him" repeatedly as he mowed him down in front of stunned onlookers.
The bus company had only just replaced the previous driver for a similar incident.
Sorry wrkime,but I do believe and seriously hope you are OK.
I really do.
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