Keeping the penguin subject alive until beaten to death:
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A penguin was driving his car on a steamy hot summer afternoon when all of a sudden his car broke down. Luckily he was close to a garage and managed to roll it over to get it inspected. The mechanic told the penguin that he would look over his car and let him know in about 30 minutes what was wrong.
Having time to spare the penguin walked over to the ice cream parlour and bought himself a vanilla ice cream cone in order to cool off. Not even 10 seconds outside when the ice cream was melting faster then he could eat it. It was very messy and the penguin now had ice cream all over its chest and face. He walked back to the garage to find out the fate of his car.
"well it took me a while to find out the problem, but I managed to find out what was wrong. It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin, a little confused at first then began to giggle. "oh no sir, I just had an ice cream cone"
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