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Hail Citizens!
I made a sandwich last night that consisted of smoked pork loin, Cajun-spiced roast beef, grilled chicken breast and smoked turkey breast. I heated the entire construction in a pan betwixt two thick slices of Swiss cheese and French bread. I am grateful for any sandwich that cost the lives of no less than four animals to make. My condolences to the friends and families of Mr. Pig, Mrs. Cow and two of the most delicious birds in the world. They gave their lives so that I could rub my distended belly with pleasure.
I wasn't hungry again until writing this.
-GH
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