Um, unless she is into getting pissed on, you are just out of luck.
Most people, when they enter into a relationship, know that eventually, if things go well, they will end up having sex. The same is true for kissing, feeling tits, and nowadays blowjobs. But there is absolutely no implicit contract to get pissed on. Just like you can't really ask "How long until my girlfriend will let me shit in her mouth?"
Things just don't work that way.
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