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Old 01-16-2004, 09:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
AlCap0wn
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Signals are a good suggestion only if the roommate listens.

My roommate issues were solved fairly quickly. After the first time the issue was brought up, I simply made a call about two hours in advance to a horny friend of mine with a serious thing for Asian guys. By the time I wanted "a little privacy" she'd dragged his ass back to her dorm room - and I didn't see him again for the next three days.

He bought me a 40 of vodka later on that week.
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Just ask her why the hell she got rid of all the meat... and then tell her you'd rather die young with a cheeseburger in your hand and a smile on your face than old with a grimace and a refrigerator full of rabbit food.
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