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Tophat665 · 01-16-2004, 08:07 PM

"But man, my oldest friend, we <i>will</i> throw rocks at them."

Drop a very large rock on something important, like Mecca (hey, that thing it the middle is a meteorite). I want to kick the anthill, but I am definitely open to suggestions for other targets. Drop several smaller rocks to ruin the days of several folks I find immesely annoying. Blackmail the UN for $100 beellion dollars (particularly if I can get Alan Parsons to help out)

Build a solar panel farm, get as much power as I need to jam every cell phone on Earth. Start playing worthwhile music over all Clear Channel stations. (Alan Parsons could probably help me there too.)

Write a politically poisonous George W Bush ad in fine carbon over the entire face of the full moon. Laugh my ass off as he loses.

Oh, and sex in 1/6 gee. Yeah. Breasts are larger in low gravity. Life is good!

01-16-2004, 08:07 PM	#46 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"But man, my oldest friend, we <i>will</i> throw rocks at them." Drop a very large rock on something important, like Mecca (hey, that thing it the middle is a meteorite). I want to kick the anthill, but I am definitely open to suggestions for other targets. Drop several smaller rocks to ruin the days of several folks I find immesely annoying. Blackmail the UN for $100 beellion dollars (particularly if I can get Alan Parsons to help out) Build a solar panel farm, get as much power as I need to jam every cell phone on Earth. Start playing worthwhile music over all Clear Channel stations. (Alan Parsons could probably help me there too.) Write a politically poisonous George W Bush ad in fine carbon over the entire face of the full moon. Laugh my ass off as he loses. Oh, and sex in 1/6 gee. Yeah. Breasts are larger in low gravity. Life is good! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Tophat665; 01-16-2004 at 08:09 PM..