This is a great thread. My favorite so far is Johnny wanting to get married.
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Originally posted by marcus
little johnny comes home from school and asks his dad "What is the difference between theory and reality". His dad tells him to ask his sister if she would sleep with her teacher for an A. Little johnny comes back and says "she said she would". Dad tells him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with the mailman for $1,000,000. little johnny comes back and said "mom would too". Dad say to little johnny "In theory we live with an A student and a millionare. In reality we live with two whores"
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Heheheh. Here's the version I've heard:
Little Johnny went up to his dad and asked "Dad, what's the difference between Ideally and Pragmatically?"
"Johnny," Dad answered, "Go to your mom and sister and ask them if they'd sleep with a stranger for one million dollars."
Johnny went and asked and after some hemming and hawing, received two "yes" answers. He reported this back to his father.
"Ideally, Johnny, we're sitting on two million. Pragmatically, however, your mom and sister are a couple of whores."