evilbeefchan

Bath and Body works sells "Shave the Day," part of their True Blue Spa line. It has Shea Butter and Vitamins A & E, which nourishe, hydrate, protect and condition skin.

Also, their "Soothing face conditioners" work very well for both polar regions. Special Ingredients (aside from all the scientific mumbo jumbo):

Aloe Vera: Soothe, soften and condition skin

Allantoin: Soothes Razor burn and helps protect against irritation

Almond Glycerides: Soften and Moisturize

I used to just use Gillette shave gel, but I had problems with irritation and scratches. Then I made the biggest mistake by just shaving with the water running. Chafe-City, my friends.

I got these things "on sale," but I think you can just go out and look for after-shave conditioners with these ingredients in them.