I have an 18-month old that likes putting whatever's on her fingers in my hair, does that count?
There are only four things my hair will do: fall straight (even after three days without washing or combing), braid (which I can't do myself very well), pup-tails (only for Halloween or someone with a schoolgirl fetish), or ponytail (the usual).
I hate my hair, and yet several of my friends have said they'd kill for my "problem". Bleh, I guess we all covet something.