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There are 2 cookies in a oven
cookie 1 says to cookie 2, "Do u smell something burning?"
cookie 2 says to cookie 1, "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING COOKIE!"
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lite bulb?
wanna ride bikes?
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Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal!
Yes sir!
I'm Dutch-Irish...
...I'm from Iowa!
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