How about every time she nags you she has to put a quarter in a jar? And then every couple of months you get to use the jar fund to do whatever you want - buy tickets to a game or a concert (and go without her! ha!), or buy her lingerie she HAS to wear for you, or ooh ooh - she owes you a blow job for every dollar in the jar. She can't nag if her mouth is full.
WHERE the fuck did all this testosterone come from?
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