rat

that's fucking brilliant--in a twisted way. having waited tables and driven pizza, i've been on the receiving end of humorous things. at one house, a man robbed one of our drivers with a gun, went back inside, and was eating pizza when the police showed up to arrest him. i've also had a man attempt to pay for his pizza with a case of bud light. I've had people eat their entire meal in a restaurant known for giving portions almost no one can finish and then complain about the food...with nothing left on the plate sitting in front of them. i've been tipped with free rounds of golf at courses that no longer exist, and various other hijinks. anytime you deal with people and money, they'll pull just about anything trying to find a way to keep the money and still receive the product/service

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