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Brooklyn Tony
BROOKLYN TONY
A Brooklyn teacher asks her class, "If there are 5
birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many are left.
She calls on Brooklyn Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."
Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the
top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone."
To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer
is the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your
thinking."
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