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Old 01-12-2004, 08:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
louiedog
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Just some things to consider:

You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
You'd have the strength of five men. Maybe not men, but five gorillas. But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.
No laser-beam eyes, but X-ray vision.
Yeah, and big chainsaw hands! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
You'll have a cloaking device.
Big metal teeth. Nails are like candy to robots! And you'll eat tires instead of licorice.


If anyone knows what that's from they get a prize. Well, not so much a prize as nothing. But try anyway.
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