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This one is kind've like NoSoup's
A friend of mine decided that he need a bike. Being the type that preferred to spend his money on drugs rather than things he actually needed he decides to steal said bike. What does he do? He walks into a target superstore, grabs a bike from their display rack, walks it to the point where you choose between going to the checkouts or leaving and just hops on the bike and rides away. Simple as pie. I don't know if they chased him or not, but i do know that he did it at a few more target stores in the surrounding suburbs and got away with it.
Not that i'm advocating stealing, just relating a story about a friend of mine.
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