Quote:
Originally posted by water_boy1999
From Resoviour Dogs:
NICE GUY EDDIE
Okay, everybody cough up green for the little lady.
Everybody whips out a buck, and throws it on the table.
Everybody, that is, except Mr. Pink.
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Heh heh. Reminds me of a friend of mine who pretty much never tips.
Me: "Umm, aren't you going to put down a tip?"
Friend: "Nope. Maybe if I and enough other people don't tip, that'll encourage the waitress to get a better job where she doesn't have to rely on the charity of her customers. Why are you getting on my case? I'm just trying to help her get into a better position in life!"
Me: "And save money, you tightass."
Friend: "That too."