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I find this piece of dialog is helpful when remembering the single's mindset.
Preface: you have been chatting up a girl and now move for the close
SF: *use the funny and calibrate the girl before trying this* Normally I don't go out with people I have just met, fear of being sexually assaulted and all that, but if you feel you can control your raging femine urges; we should go get coffee after class.
Girl: Gee you are weird and I don't want to go get coffee with you, but we can still be friends right ?
SF: No that's okay, I have too many friends as it is. *walks away*
Or some varation of that...
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Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."
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