I have to agree with papermachesatan. There is no reason to steal from anybody else. If you can't afford it, tough, since you don't need clothes, cd's, or jewelry anyway.
That being said, I did get caught inadvertently shoplifting once when I was 5. I grabbed a candy bar and asked my mom if I could have it, but she probably tuned my annoying voice out by that point. As we walk out of the store, she sees it in my hand then proceeded to beat the crap out of me while dragging my ass back into the store to pay for it. The shopkeeper felt so bad as I was crying so much that I don't think they even made us pay.
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