Nefir is sitting in front of his monitor, with a cupful of borsht, happily browsing TFP, while listening to Elend - Umbersun (very VERY scary music)
And then he clicks the link. Pandora's Box has opened. All the demonic entities of evil and chaos in the history of religion, combined into one flashing seizure-inducing mass of fashion depravity. Umbersun reaches a horrifying crescendo, and the borsht streams down Nefir's face, which has become a permanent mask of horror.
Just before the world around him fades to nothingness, he could swear he hears a laughter.. a high-pitched and diabolical laughter.
God help us all.