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Originally posted by vermin
Having three cats and a dog I can say that all four animals fit three of these four requirements. The cats have learned what the super-soaker looks and sounds like, I've seen them move blankets around to make a comfortable sleeping place, and they bury their shit.
Actually the real difference between man and animal is man's ability to have sex on the phone. 
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My dog could sleep on the phone. Sort of comical when a dog rings.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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