Hey, I got a number around lunch time today. It was from a gal that I knew in highschool. In highschool, she thought I was a total pansy, she even wrote in my yearbook that she was more of a man than I was. After many months of not seeing her, today I walk into a sandwich shop and see her behind the counter, and I put on an attitude of indifference towards her. She asks me a million questions about what I've been up to, and I answer them but keep the indifferent attitude towards her. I make fun of the fact that she is asian and therefore she can't see too well (slanty eyes) and then tell her that's why she's too slow at making my sandwich. After she hurries up and finishes it, she tells me its the best sandwich that I'll have ever eaten, and after I eat it, I say eh, it was ok. I then plop down one of the menus, take out my pen, and tell her to put down her number, which she grabs and writes down quickly for me. Maybe she has had a change of heart towards me? We shall see. Time to go and get more numbers! Muhahaha! Later
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