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When I was a kid, K-Mart, candy bar. Noone noticed but my mom when we got outside. She isn't as big on morals as my father is so she was just kind of "Hey, that's bad." and we drove off.
<- Smooth criminal.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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