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Had a bunch of Jehovahs Witnesses coming around - got to be kind of fun. When they were spotted walking down the driveway my wife would let me know. They'd offer to read me a scripture. I'd tell them to not waste their breath as I was a raging atheist who was in the middle of a meal. They politely thanked me and walked away. Happened 3 times in the past 2 years. Anyone who has any good offensive lines, please pass them along.
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