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Maybe there aren't too many repeats
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".
Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can't make a fist.
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