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An oldie, but a goody
These old jokes just crack me up.
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did
you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
just
give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2
pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman
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