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Give us a push
A man is in bed with his wife when theres a rat-a-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and its half three in the morning. "Fuck that" he thinks, and rolls over. Then a louder knock follows.
"Arent you going to answer that?" says his wife, so he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and this bloke is standing outside.
"Can you give us a push?" asks the stranger.
"No, fuck off, its half three - I was in bed" says the man and shuts the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave you are an asshole. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick up the kids from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to fuck off?" So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah, please". So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
"Im over here on the swings."
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