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This is an awesome thread. Please indulge me while I catch up.
Worst Songs of all time:
1 Baha-men: Who Let The Dogs Out
2 Las Ketchup: Aseraje (The Ketchup Song, or The Merciless Butchery of Rapper's Delight in an act of cruelty unparallelled in Spanish since the Auto de Fe)
3 Los Del Rio: Macarena (not really their fault. It was the goddamn dance that did it.)
4 Aerosmith: Pink (worst poetry ever. "Pink as the sheets that we lay on/Pink is my favorite cray on.")
5 Limp Bizkit: Nookie (and the worst part of it is that it grows on one.)
Songs with beverages in the title
1 Rev. Horton Heat - Martini Time
2 Traditional - Whisky in the Jar (Metallica version)
3 Reel Big Fish - Beer
4 Phish - Bathtub Gin
5 Blue Öyster Cult - Perfect Water
Note that Phish has covered Gin & Juice, as has Widespread Panic, and bootlegs of it might appear on P2P networks,but by and large the one people get is the Gourds version.
Live ALbums
1 Jethro Tull - Bursting Out Live
2 Blue Öyster Cult - Some Enchanted Evening
3 Frank Zappa - The Best Band You Never Heard
4 King Crimson - Unpronounceable (probably was a bootleg, so I may be the only one here who's heard of it)
5 Tom Waits - Nighthawks at the Diner
With Color in the title
1 King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King (it's just another word for red)
2 Steve Vai - Blue Powder
3 Moody Blues - Knights in White Satin
4 Jethro Tull - The Rainbow Blues
5 Fine Young Cannibals - Blue
Ballads
1 Jethro Tull - Later that Same Evening
2 Bruce Springsteen - Jungleland
3 Traditional - Whiskey in the Jar
4 Blue Öyster Cult - Astronomy (or Black Blade)
5 King Crimson - The Night Watch
Covers
1 The Gourds - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
2 Metallica - Whisky in the Jar (Thin Lizzy (Traditional))
3 Megadeth - These Boots (Nancy Sinatra)
4 801 - Tomorrow Never Knows (Beatles)
5 Fine Young Cannibals - Suspicious Minds (Elvis)
Track 1
1 Jethro Tull - Minstrel in the Gallery - Title cut
2 Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction - Welcome to the Jungle
3 Cake - Comfort Eagle - Opera Singer
4 Pink Floyd - The Wall - In the Flesh?
5 Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers - Knocking at your Back Door
Derwood, here's some more ideas: Top 5-
1 Songs whose title does not occur in the refrain.
2 Songs performed by female lead singers
3 Most insulting songs
4 Songs with one word titles
5 Songs longer than 6½ minutes
6 Songs containing words that can't be played on the radio
7 Weird Al songs (or any other single artist)
8 Songs that Weird Al (or Richard Cheese, or Hayseed Dixie, or some parody band) should do
9 Cross Style Covers
10 Songs about Cats/Dogs/Politicians/Lawyers
11 Songs describing a sex/criminal act
12 Longest Song Titles
13 Upbeat songs about depressing things
14 Song or album titles that would be improved by replacing one of the words in the title with pants/sausage/penis
15 Songs that are spoken rather than sung (Other than Rap)
16 Songs that mention the Devil by name
17 Combustion related songs
18 Songs about celestial objects
19 Songs that mention specific weapons
20 Albums with the best covers
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