O.K....Mrs. O'Rights has been on my ass for the better part of last year to get my eyes checked. Now, I've worn glasses for years, but they're mainly for an astigmatism. They just clean up some fuzzy edges. Well, as she's been pointing out to me, my arms seem to be getting shorter all the time. So, since we had some Flex Pay dollars to burn up, last Wednesday, the 31st seemed a good a day as any to get new glasses, as mine are about three years old anyway.
After the eye exam I'm told...I need bifocals.
WTF! I'm told that after 40, a lot of people need bifocals. But, I'm just
barely over 40...41, to be exact. Where's the love?
So now I guess I need to go shopping for some polyester checked pants with a white belt, and maybe start checking out the 4:00 Early Bird Dinner Specials at Bishop's Buffet? Maybe I'll look into trading my truck in on a Cadillac, or a Lincoln, and drive 20mph under the limit.
