slant eyes

i would, but knowing my luck, i'd get the fat ugly ones who haven't deusched in so long that gas masks would be in call, crabs bungee jumpin from the pubic hairs, and arms too short to have properly cleaned her own bung hole...plus she would enjoy it and keep insisting something were down there, prolonging my agony...

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