A bus stops and two Italian men get on.They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.The old lady sitting behind them ignores them at first but her ears prick up when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.Den I come,Den two asses come together.I come once a more.Two asses they come together again.I come again and pee twice.Then I come a one lasta time"
"You foul mouthed swine!",screached the lady."In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!."
"Hey,coola down lady",replied the man."Who a talkin'abouta sex, I justa tellin' my friend how to a spell Mississippi!"
note: sorry if this has been posted before