So I haven't been here in a while, in fact, when I am in here, I don't say much anymore. Haven't had time to be honest.
Thus I declare myself "Sasquatch of TFP". Meaning, when you do see me, you better take some blurry photographs or try to get a plaster cast of my footprints, or a bag full of my droppings, or a lock of my hair, because I won't be back for a while.
Wild and elusive, I am the "Wood Ape" of TFP. Call me what you want: Yowie Man (Australia), Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot, etc etc, I'm hard to find and even harder to get a hold of.
I suggest you ready your tranquilizer guns and grappling nets, because I won't be here long.
