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Old 01-03-2004, 01:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
cchris
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Man that whole Python thing still has me in stitches.

My fave.


Interviewer: Vince, after he nailed your head to the floor, did you ever see him again?

Vince: Yeah ... After that I used to go round to his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise, and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.

Interviewer: Every Sunday?

Vince: Yeah, but he was very reasonable about it. I mean one Sunday when my parents were coming round for tea, I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
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