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My mom cought me with my hand in my pants once but not with it out, I tried to pass it off as scratching my thigh but I think she knew what was up...
my mom was cleaning my room and got the only porn tape i owned, then my sister got her hands on it and said "i got your porno, your into some weird stuff." in a store so I said "hah, I didn't know what it was when i stole it from your boyfriend" My dad just looks at like like we're totally insane.
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