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I strongly advise AGAINST the beer bong. Its sole purpose is to encourage and facilitate massive alcohol intake in very short time periods. And while that is conducive to getting people drunk, it is also conducive to passing out, puking, and (worst case scenario) alcohol poisoning. Its also generally messy, as most folks cant down an entire beer (or 2 or 3) that fast, so they tend to spill it all over themselves and the floor. None of these are good things for a party.

However, if you MUST have a beer bong, adopt these rules and see to it that they are followed.

1. No more than 1 beer in the bong.
2. No more than 1 beer bong per person per hour.
3. Maximum of 3 beer bongs per person for the duration of the party.


final note about beer bongs: beer should be enjoyed for the taste as well as the alcoholic effects. beer bongs do not allow for taste enjoyment. and that, as well as the above mentioned possible side-effects, is one of the reasons I never do beer bongs. I like to taste and enjoy my beer as well as generate a buzz. I find that I can do both at a rate of 3 beer per hour, max. This rule also applies to most any other type of alcohol. 3 per hour and I can drink for hours and hours without getting sloppy, puking drunk. Adjust accordingly for your own weight and alcohol tolerance.

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