Rogue, you kick ass with that statement!
Hmm... I have a penis, and I always know what I'm doing and what I'm thinking... so I still by technicality fit the category to be God. You say you're god RSL, BUT... I knew what I was doing before you did.. and by that, I was God first, so you cannot be God but merely thinking you were. Personally though, if there were anyone of these boards to be a God, I'd put my vote in for Art. He can make fun of you, and you will reply "thanks!"... heh. He can also help you out with one simple statement. Nothing huge, just a subtle comment which can speak many words.
Also, the Null Hypothesis is that you are not God. Why? Because its more likely. We don't need to prove you are not God.. because by every other God... you don't fit the description. As you have seen, others have taken what you said and turned themselves into God, myself included. You could even prove that we're not god, but that still doesn't prove that you are. So it would be harder to prove that you are God than to prove that we are not. Also... You say there is but ONE god. if this is so, then the probability of someone on this earth being god, its one in what.. a few billion? Then assuming there is a heaven and a hell, you had many more billion, then assuming there is life outside of this planet you add even more Billons of life forms who could hold the title of God. so 1:10000000000000000000000000 ratio? Yeah you NOT being God would be the Null Hypothesis. The Alternative Hypothesis is that you would be God. So, Prove that you are of the other population, that you are God. Until then, we'll just make a mockery of your rules only to point out others that fit your category. Oh, and anyone that is older than you and fhe category automatically eliminates your chances to be God, because they were there before you....
We want proof, not just reasons. We lived through the 90's and that is what is expected nowadays. Definative proof not ideas. I could right now say i'm a super hero. I can fly, but I won't because I didn't bring my costume with me. I can melt people into piles of puke, but I won't because its not subtle and would give me away to the public at large. Does this prove I'm a superhero? Most certainly not! Prove the Alternative Hypothesis here.
BTW, you go saying there is only ONE God, but not every religion has had ONE and ONLY ONE God. Further more, not every belief has a MAN for the sole god. In fact in many religions where there is ONE God, it does not state male or female. You say god is male and has a penis.. I have yet to EVER read that. For your first assignment to prove to me that you have the possibility of being God, show me in a written document where God is a Male and that God has a Penis. I want both statements, as you stated both. Sure to be male he should have a Penis, but you made a point to say BOTH things.. thus I want proof of BOTH. I wait for your reply.