I would like to say that the definition of being gay or bi has very little to do with how you nail some nasty slut in a porno with some other guy, while trying to make it look good for the shoot so ya don't get fired. Just concentrating on your balance, and wondering how you shoot your load on her face so it contrasts well with the other guys, or at least makes it look like you did a good job that won't let you be forgotten in an industry where your prick is probably microscopic in a crowd of elephant penis transplant recipients, and you won't find any chick that will stay with you past the night cause her rich boyfriend, who can actually pay for a breakfast in a restaurant she likes, can't and wont remember your name, screen name or otherwise, would probably make sure you think about the total lack of funds you have for the week, and that you have to look forward to this for the rest of your pathetic life, while that nasty slut moves onto the directing, producing and doing the real deals in the skin biz, hoping she eventually casts you as Meat Man #1 because the preferred prick has got the STD-of-the-week.
But instead I will say that I would pay money to see Carmen Luvana doing a double anal with Max Hardcore and Rocco Siffredi, and wouldn't think those guys were gay.
Ever.
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