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At this rate, people will start suing for injuries and lost wages that happened in THEIR childhood...
Hey, I remember this one kid in junior high who gave me a concussion... I should sue his ass for lost wages due to lost IQ points due to potential brain damage from that injury, then sue the teachers for not keeping an eye for my safety 24/7, sue the school for hiring incompetent people and insufficient security personnel, sue the city for letting such a school exist, sue the state just because the city is inside of it, then sue the United States of America for letting people waste our tax money on such stupid and frivolous lawsuits.
Seriously now, that kind of story just makes me want to design a playground to be as hazardous as possible, with viscious sharp-edged railings positioned just right to decapitate little children and their nasty, litigious parents, and avoid any further messy lawsuits. It shall be called the Playground of Death, and have lots of skull-and-bones signs everywhere around the carnage. Hell, even with the growing pile of baby corpses rotting in plain sight, some people will STILL get injured here...
What does it take to electroshock people into being responsible for their own children and safety? What sort of heinous experiments must I conduct on the legal staff, to make them automatically throw out any cases such as this one, and laugh maniacally (and involuntarily, if possible)?
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