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Wrong, wrong, couldn't be more wrong.
At the start of last year, Mike Tice created the "Randy Ratio" because HE felt Moss wasn't getting the ball enough (this is a ploy to make Moss happy in Minnesota seeing as though he was complaining two years ago about not getting the ball enough.) The goal was to throw to Moss on 40% of the pass plays the Vikings executed, the end result however was that it bombed horribly and took away from the gameplan.
So, no more "Randy Ratio."
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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