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lightning · 12-24-2003, 07:57 AM

In high school I had three infamous dates. Either showing cajones like a lion or brains like a cabbage.

I took my head football coach's daughter to a school dance (very small high school), well she got so shit faced before the dance that we only lasted the first 20 minutes or so and I spent the evening in the car with her Hurling every 15 minutes. When I took her home I walked her to the door and hauled butt.

I took my preacher's daughter (who was also my best friend's sister) to another school dance. Pretty much the same story only she had the sense to wait until after the dance to get faced... I held on to her belt and leaned her out the window while she puked all the way home. Again getting into the house with no problem.

Brilliant luck twice.

Third time was really close, I hooked up with a girl at a party, we went out on a back country road to sit in the car and "talk". Well while I was sitting there I saw a cop car coming, her head was out of sight at this time... (do the math)... The cop pulls along side to my window, but not close enough to see who the girl was.

Good old boy that this cop was, and knowing what was up... he says. Lightning can't you find someplace else to do that (not caring that I'm getting some, just wanting me to find a more private place)...

"Yes sir", I says... the girl still going to town keeping low so as not to be seen...
You see the cop was her father!

He never knew...
I dropped her off several blocks from her house so he couldn't see my car and put two and two together. I'd have been so dead.

Big balls or no brains?....
You decide

12-24-2003, 07:57 AM	#19 (permalink)
lightning Tilted Location: Texas	In high school I had three infamous dates. Either showing cajones like a lion or brains like a cabbage. I took my head football coach's daughter to a school dance (very small high school), well she got so shit faced before the dance that we only lasted the first 20 minutes or so and I spent the evening in the car with her Hurling every 15 minutes. When I took her home I walked her to the door and hauled butt. I took my preacher's daughter (who was also my best friend's sister) to another school dance. Pretty much the same story only she had the sense to wait until after the dance to get faced... I held on to her belt and leaned her out the window while she puked all the way home. Again getting into the house with no problem. Brilliant luck twice. Third time was really close, I hooked up with a girl at a party, we went out on a back country road to sit in the car and "talk". Well while I was sitting there I saw a cop car coming, her head was out of sight at this time... (do the math)... The cop pulls along side to my window, but not close enough to see who the girl was. Good old boy that this cop was, and knowing what was up... he says. Lightning can't you find someplace else to do that (not caring that I'm getting some, just wanting me to find a more private place)... "Yes sir", I says... the girl still going to town keeping low so as not to be seen... You see the cop was her father! He never knew... I dropped her off several blocks from her house so he couldn't see my car and put two and two together. I'd have been so dead. Big balls or no brains?.... You decide Last edited by lightning; 12-24-2003 at 08:00 AM..