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We had a guy like that down here in North Carolina, except he was an elected sheriff. He and his officers prided themselves on their quotas and "beat downs," and all the rednecks from this county kept electing him. Finally the NC court system found him guilty of some financial offense just to get him out of office, they were so tired of his antics.
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Coroner: My only question, is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
Dante: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?
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