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Old 12-23-2003, 01:14 PM   #40 (permalink)
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What can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas? (When he Already Owns a Comb)

What can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry
kind of friend like that to take home?

Oh, he doesn't need a tie clip
and he doesn't use shaving foam.
So, what can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb?

What can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry
kind of friend like that to take home?

No, he'll never wear galoshes
or a hat upon his furry dome.
So, what can you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb?

Just give him love and understanding,
good will to men.
Wrap it all up in a bright-coloured ribbon
and let's give it to him, All-dangerous him.

So that's what you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb.
That's what you get in a hurry for a furry
kind of friend like that to take home.

He doesn't need a tie clip.
And he doesn't need shaving foam.
So, that's what you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already owns a comb.

So, that's what you get a Wookiee for Christmas
when he already has a comb.
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