Heh. Uptimes are just another whos-got-a-bigger-dick contest.
Try this on for size (all FreeBSD machines):
up 102 days, 23:59, 2 users, load averages: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
up 103 days, 1:22, 2 users, load averages: 0.02, 0.01, 0.00
up 334 days, 10:53, 1 user, load averages: 0.03, 0.02, 0.00
up 340 days, 11:14, 1 user, load averages: 0.42, 0.55, 0.58
up 551 days, 7:57, 0 users, load averages: 0.10, 0.06, 0.07
...and I have access to dozens in the 50-100 range. Good old reliable systems. I'm hoping for that last one to hit 2 years.
