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Let me paraphrase one of my favorite South Park scenes.
Stan: Guys I'm getting a John Elway football helmet for Christmas!
Cartman: How do you know that?
Stan: Dude just wait until your mom's not home, then look in her closet and you'll see your presents.
The next day:
Stan: So what are you getting for Chrismas fat ass?
Cartman: I'm getting the Ultra-vibe 3000. I don't know what it is, but it sure sounds cool!
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