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Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
You never know what?! You think they're going to steal from you?
That sounds a bit strange.
Mr Mephisto
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Mephisto, I don't think he's talking about his wife. For that matter, I take it he's not even married. Honestly, I do have the same doubts and fears when a woman nears my wallet. She could take my money and/or credit cards. Just because their good and innocent on the outside doesn't necessarily mean they don't have an ulterior motive.
I sound like a cop now.
Anyway, a word to the wise, unless it's your wife don't let any woman into your wallet without your supervision. Same goes for luggage, duffel bag, briefcase, etc. Not that guys have that many carry-ons to start with.
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Originally posted by wry1
I stay out of purses, but for strictly metaphysical reasons.....personally, I am convinced that the laws of time, space and gravity do not apply inside a woman's purse.
You doubt me? Think about it....watch a woman empty the crap out of her purse when she's desperately got to find something. She'll pull out stuff for a good 5-10 minutes, and at some point around the 2-minute mark you'll find yourself asking the question: "Where did all this shit come from???"
The bigger the handbag, the greater the effect. And those shoulder-bags? You can pull a Volvo out of one of those!
So no, I don't go into purses....you never know what might be in there! A bear trap, maybe?
....Or maybe the bear.
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*Sighs of relief after laughing* Oh, boy I needed that!