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I stay out of purses, but for strictly metaphysical reasons.....personally, I am convinced that the laws of time, space and gravity do not apply inside a woman's purse.
You doubt me? Think about it....watch a woman empty the crap out of her purse when she's desperately got to find something. She'll pull out stuff for a good 5-10 minutes, and at some point around the 2-minute mark you'll find yourself asking the question: "Where did all this shit come from???"
The bigger the handbag, the greater the effect. And those shoulder-bags? You can pull a Volvo out of one of those!
So no, I don't go into purses....you never know what might be in there! A bear trap, maybe?
....Or maybe the bear.
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