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Originally posted by Spartak
All I can say is: go outside and whack your shin with a hammer and then try to walk around.
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with shin guards on and thick athletic socks over them? sure thing. soccer players are athletic...but the sport is gayer than a 3 dollar bill. i mean...have you seen the kids version of the sport? they dont even keep score for christ sake.
should i be lucky enough to have at least one male offspring, and he desires to play soccer...i am going to make him play in a dress and carry a purse with him on the pitch. i think he will get the point pretty quick.